How you get there, or what you do along the way is completely up to you. You play as a male knight-dude going on a quest to kill a demon lord. Once Upon a Time There Were 15 Monster Bitches… Or a very cool sweater your grandma knitted for you. It’s like a birthday cake, but with porn in it.
On today’s menu, we have a fairly new platform game that takes us back to the old days, giving us everything we wanted from a game, but with a ton of porn in it. A spark ignited by arcade games, carried around by years of playing all kinds of shit, became a raging fire of respect for quality gaming, still burning to this day. I remember trying extremely hard to form a mental picture of a hot chick from an 8-bit pixelated image and then flexing my worm like it’s fishing season. Even though developers were tied by hardware limitations and memory bounds, they always managed to blow our minds with games that sparked every kid’s imagination. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I love myself a trip down memory lane! We are going back to the old days where pixel art was the cream of the crop in video games, and things were a lot simpler than they are now.
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